Great Collection of WAV's

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Clint Eastwood
44magnum.wav This is a 44. Magnum..
commie.wav Who the fuck said that! Who's the..
goodbad.wav The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
shitneck.wav Unscrew your head and shit down..
vomit.wav You little maggots! You make me wanna vomit!
Evil Ash
groovy.wav Groovy
ashops.wav Oops
platoferato.wav Platoferato..
James Bond
dreaming.wav My name is Pussy Galore...I must be dreaming.
grant.wav Which lunatic asylum did they get you out of.. (Ted Grant)
kronsteen.wav Kronsteen, you sure this plan is fool proof..
newera.wav Global destruction will follow. A new era will begin. (Stromberg)
nomrbond.wav Do you expect me to talk? No Mr Bond I expect you to die!
sake.wav Do you like Japanese sake Mr Bond?..
sherry.wav An unsually fine solera, '51 I believe..
spectre.wav S.P.E.C.T.R.E. (Dr Julius No)
tanaka.wav Place yourself entirely in their hands my dear Bond-san..
thinktwice.wav Think twice 007
trouble.wav That's what I call trouble
Scarface
allihave.wav All I have in this world is my balls..
neverfucked.wav I never fucked anybody over..
moneyfirst.wav First you get the money..
paradise.wav This is paradise, I'm telling you..
Star Wars
bidding.wav What is thy bidding my master
darkside.wav You don't know the power of the dark side
apology.wav Apology accepted (Darth Vader)
helpyou.wav Help you I can (Yoda)
The Godfather
fishes.wav What the hell is this?
offer.wav I'm gonna make an offer he can't refuse
Beavis & Butthead
10pm.wav It's 10 pm, do you know where your wiener is?
angry.wav Do not make my bunghole angry!
bareass.wav Bare ass on TV !
bngholio.wav The mighty bungholiooo!
bumhug.wav Bumhug
bunhole.wav My bunhole will talk.
crnholio.wav I am Cornholio
gohome.wav It's time to go home.
heybaby.wav Hey Baby
Various fun quotes
abort.wav Abort abort, we have been identified
cartell.wav Your not gonna wop a god damn ..
hail.wav Hail to the King baby
helpdesk.wav Complaint to helpdesk!!!
imnotbad.wav I'm not bad
pathetic.wav You are one pathetic looser
pumpyouup.wav We're gonna pump you up
rumble.wav Let's get ready to rumble
showmoney.wav Show me the money
simpsonsgay.wav Simpsons, Oh my god I'm gay..
whip.wav Don't worry I'm not gonna hurt you..
Miscellaneous sfx
ahhexcellent.wav Ahh excellent
attention.wav Attention!
applause.wav Applause
kisses.wav Kisses
laugh.wav Laugh
haleluja.wav Haleluja
ifeelgood.wav I feel good
likeasexmachine.wav Like a sex machine
lostmymangoman.wav I lost my mango man
mrluvaluva.wav Mr Luvaluva
sheepbaa.wav Sheep baa
warchant.wav War chant
woow.wav James Brown, Woow
thunder.wav Thunder Sfx
thx.wav THX
plong1.wav Plong 1
plong2.wav Plong 2
wheee.wav Wheee
whooo.wav Whooo
Swedish sounds
herrejavlar.wav Herre jävlar vilken röta jag har idag då
lagesrapport.wav Lägesrapport kolon
trevligt.wav Trevligt
hoppsan.wav Hoppsan
lattsomenplatt.wav Lätt som en plätt
Windows sounds
commencing.wav Commencing interweb link
outerlimits.wav Outerlimits sound
presenting.wav Presenting his eminence
shuttingdown.wav Shutting down
transfercomplete.wav Transfer complete
trashcan.wav All items in trashcan deleted
shutdownmusic.wav Shutdown music (682kb)
Error sound effects
erroroccured.wav Error has occured
warning.wav Warning
ruby.wav Ruby - Ouhh
aiii.wav Aiii
nooo.wav Nooo
ohgodness.wav Oh godness gracious me
ohno.wav Oh no
ohoh.wav Oh oh
ojojojoj.wav Oj oj oj oj
oops.wav Oops
oldwoman.wav Old woman
Email sounds
newmailarrived.wav New mail has arrived
newmailwait.wav New mail is waiting your attention
youhaveamail.wav You have a mail message
messageforyou.wav Message for you Sir
ihavesomething.wav I have something for you
checkyourmailbox.wav Check your mailbox..
attentioncheck.wav Attention check your online message now
Quake & Swedish Royals SFX
doom.wav The smell of doom is in the air..
hunger.wav Your hunger for survival amuses us..
hunter.wav Are you the hunter or are you the prey
qexcellent.wav Excellent
transfercomplete.wav Transfer complete
femaledeath.wav Female death sfx
femalepain1.wav Female pain 1
femalepain2.wav Female pain 2
Links to other wav websites
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